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Highclere Estate Athletic Society Presents
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— A Sanctioned Bout · Anno Domini 1924 —
A One-Night-Only Spectacle
Wrestle·Mania
Highclere
"Service. Subterfuge. Sister-Versus-Sister."
— No Commoners Admitted · No Holds Barred · No Tea Until Settled —
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— Main Event · Verbal Death Match —
VIOLET, the Dowager Countess of Grantham
VS
ISOBEL CRAWLEY
"Two old foes. One drawing room. Words that could shatter porcelain at fifteen paces."
— Co-Main · Below-Stairs Lockdown —
CARSON the Butler vs THOMAS BARROW
"Service against subterfuge. Tradition against ambition. The pantry will never be the same."
— Class Warfare · Lumberjack Match —
LORD GRANTHAM vs TOM BRANSON
"Aristocrat versus chauffeur. The aisle is the only winner."
— Sister-Versus-Sister · Last-Word Falls Count Anywhere —
LADY MARY vs LADY EDITH
"Twenty-two years of grievance. One staircase. Stares of granite intensity."
— Mixed Tag · No Disqualification —
BATES & ANNA vs MRS. O'BRIEN & THE GHOST OF VERA
"Justice, finally, in a steel cage made of British paperwork."
— Kitchen Hellfire · Hardcore Rules —
MRS. PATMORE vs DAISY MASON
"Forty years of stew. Tonight, somebody pays."
SPECIAL APPEARANCES BY
The Dowager's withering glances · Carson's eyebrows · Lady Mary's stares of granite · The clang of the dressing gong